2 Minutes 33 Seconds Late and $7.99 Short
As EverQuest gets older it’s only natural that it might experience issues with getting things started.
For some people a little blue pill can do the trick. For others all they need is one look at the world’s largest potato and things are ready to go. Delays in potency happen to everyone and there’s nothing weird about it. Sometimes it takes an extra few minutes to get all 2.5 inches ready to go.
One thing is for certain though, increased age leads to a lack of stamina, with this year’s expansion race being the shortest in history by a large margin.
Congratulations to all guilds that competed and Silent Redemption for their win. Here’s to hoping that next year the expansion race can last more than four hours, or at least longer than Shennron on his wedding night. Rest assured, next year RoI will be up and at em from the start.
As we gear up for another Beta season there is room on our roster for a few more dedicate raiders who want to raid at the top level. Reach out to Tolzol, Reisil, or any other member of leadership if you are interested in joining.
High Need
- Beastlord
- Shadow Knight
- Shaman
Medium Need
- Ranger
Low Need
- Bard
- Berserker
- Monk
- Wizard
Calculating Route to: Second Place
Instead of documenting a play-by-play of our entire Tier 3 experience that’ll make your eyes bleed, we’ll just leave you with this. Hopefully it helps guilds find their way to Close the Gate!
Cheers to all guilds that completed (and will soon complete) TOL! Well done!
We Miss You, Mearatas…
This is an update. This update is late. It’s late by about two years. Quarken would be so, so proud.
Unfortunately, everything since Mearatas has failed in comparison so there wasn’t much to update you about. It also doesn’t help that I’m pure trash at updates! So until Quarken returns OR until someone else does it better, y’all are left with this: click.
And this. Just couldn’t wait to tell the world!
Also, we’re recruiting! Think you have what it takes?
The Burning Lands: CONQUERED!
This extraordinary win never would’ve happened without