Lydrea, GM of the year
Just when we were about to go slay Innoruuk for the second time, Lydrea had the good chance to fix one of our guildmates’ name, after turning us into gnomes (god we hate you) and some fun chat SoL decided to open up. (god we love you) Now, I know it wasn’t Lydrea that pressed the magic button but as the only GM left from the old school days we can pretend it was all you! Much thanks to the to devs, we’ve been quite busy slaying things because of your efforts. As a humble offering please take this shmear of loots! All that’s left is Emp himself, and Aten. They die next, stayed tuned!
I’ve submitted a few tickets for hackers, and I do get replies but as I’ve discovered its always the stock reply with the zone name changed to correspond with the ticket. One tip however, when you respond to a ticket about hackers in ssra, don’t put in the ticket Temple of Solusek Ro, especially on a Progression server. Since 90% of all tickets are now resolved when you are coincidently offline, and just filled in with stock answers, GM’s lose a lot of respect. Most likely, GMs primarily have a PR problem instead of an issue with laziness, or uncaring. Nonetheless, this guy gave us a nice laugh after warping for a few minutes and getting slain in hilarious fashion. How about getting him off our server eh?
Why open Luclin? PoP is already farm status.
Who needs Ntov when you can kill PoP difficulty raid mobs? Innoruuk latest incarnation is lvl 75, this means no slow, no caster dps. and retarded
OH! Maestro has died like 3 times now, what a pussy.
2 weeks later… some guilds have died, others rape the land.
2 weeks later what do have to show for ourselves? Nothing really… unless you count the first single tanking of AoW pre-luclin, the death of all 4 warders (though not at the same time… YET!)
I’m proud to say that Realm of Insanity has dominated this expansion, we can count the number of raid mobs we’ve NOT killed ourselves on 2 hands. P.S. Dozekar is a worthless piece of crap he certainly doesn’t count! I thus present to you, a collage of our spoils and adventures.
And of course, we all love the phatties, here’s what screenshots I’ve actually been able to take… we’re missing probably 60% of what we’ve killed in the last 2 weeks, but it is good enough.
Our noob of the week has a great drawing to illustrate his sadness. For those out of the loop, you will keenly notice that we’ve not killed a single Kunark mob since Velious opened, this chap seems to have his pants all a flutter nonetheless.
And people always ask us, how are you guys so awesome, why do you rape every mob multiple times and steal all thier weapons?
It’s easy:
#1 We never ever mess up, even our hair is nicely done at every raid.
#2 Our guild leader gives helpful, encouraging advice, encouraging a pleasant care-free environment. thx asshole…
#3 Our other officers don’t do much except participate in thier favorite activities: Beastiality, Pedophilia, and /wrists.
