Realm of Insanity

Short Work of a Short Week

With the best holiday of the year coming up on Thursday <Realm of Insanity> was forced to a short week of raiding, but this did not stop us from kicking ass and taking names.  Since our latest update, we have successfully slain Queen Malarian (not to be confused with our beloved monk app) as well as made major progress on the Bloody Kithicor raid and the Kaesora Council.  Don’t be surprised if you see both of those events defeated in the near future.  Here is a pic of RoI in action, as well as some quotes, and even a link to a video of us dominating MMM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rHHlTv85g

Recruitment Information:

RoI is currently looking to fill a few gaps in its raiding roster as it makes a push into Crystallos and Tier 1-2 SoD.  We are currently pulling in about pulling about 45 pieces of loot per week just in farm zones, so now is a great time to come on over if you are thinking about applying.  If you don’t believe me, here are some links of the loots we acquired this week:

If you are interesting in applying, please get in touch with Gindainy, Swag, or Shennron as soon as possible.  Now that server transfers are (finally) open to The Combine server we are also accepting apps from other servers.  If your class is currently closed but consider yourself an exceptional applicant then feel free to ask an officer.  Exceptions can be made.  Also if you are told no currently for a closed class, check back every few weeks, a spot may come open!  Here is a list of the classes that RoI is currently looking for:

2 Rogues

2 Beserkers

2 Bard

1-2 Wizards

1 Beastlord

1 Warrior

2 Enchanters

2 Shaman

1 Ranger


Keep on keeping on

So, what has RoI been up to since defeating Meldrath?  I think it’s pretty obvious.

Recruitment Info:

is currently looking for the following classes-

2 Rogues

2 Beserkers

2 Bard

1-2 Wizards

1 Beastlord

1 Enchanter

1 Shaman

1 Ranger

Other classes are mostly closed, but if you feel that you are an above average applicant of another class exceptions may be made. Send a tell, pm, or in game email to to Gindainy, Swag, Shennron, or Bigpop if you want to learn more about joining RoI. Cross server applicants will be accepted as soon as Sony fixes the server transferring system to allow for transfers to The Combine. If you are currently considering applying from another server then please let an Officer know as soon as possible.


Steamslayers say what?

So, there is this zone in the Secrets of Faydwer called Meldrath’s Majestic Mansion. It has some big scary robot looking things, some minotuars, some gnomes, and all sorts of other fun things to cuddle with. But here at <Realm of Insanity> we are against cuddling. We’d rather go straight to the fun part in the pants, and that’s exactly what we did to Meldrath the Malignant. Rather than screwing around with his foreplay and mind games we decided that we would go directly to the part where we de-pants him and have our way with him on only our 2nd night attempting him (you try getting in someone’s pants on the second night, it’s rough). After we were done having fun, we looted ourselves some new gear and a few Crystallos flags. Of course, talk doesn’t mean shit without pics to back it up so…

Recruitment Info:

<Realm of Insanity> is currently looking for the following classes-

2 Rogues

2 Beserkers

2 Bard

1 Shadowknight

1-2 Wizards

1 Druid

1 Beastlord

1 Warrior

1 Enchanter

1 Shaman

1 Ranger

Other classes are mostly closed, but if you feel that you are an above average applicant of another class exceptions may be made. Send a tell, pm, or in game email to to Gindainy, Swag, Shennron, or Bigpop if you want to learn more about joining RoI. Cross server applicants will be accepted as soon as Sony fixes the server transferring system to allow for transfers to The Combine. If you are currently considering applying from another server then please let an Officer know as soon as possible.