Steamslayers say what?
So, there is this zone in the Secrets of Faydwer called Meldrath’s Majestic Mansion. It has some big scary robot looking things, some minotuars, some gnomes, and all sorts of other fun things to cuddle with. But here at <Realm of Insanity> we are against cuddling. We’d rather go straight to the fun part in the pants, and that’s exactly what we did to Meldrath the Malignant. Rather than screwing around with his foreplay and mind games we decided that we would go directly to the part where we de-pants him and have our way with him on only our 2nd night attempting him (you try getting in someone’s pants on the second night, it’s rough). After we were done having fun, we looted ourselves some new gear and a few Crystallos flags. Of course, talk doesn’t mean shit without pics to back it up so…
Recruitment Info:
<Realm of Insanity> is currently looking for the following classes-
2 Rogues
2 Beserkers
2 Bard
1 Shadowknight
1-2 Wizards
1 Druid
1 Beastlord
1 Warrior
1 Enchanter
1 Shaman
1 Ranger
Other classes are mostly closed, but if you feel that you are an above average applicant of another class exceptions may be made. Send a tell, pm, or in game email to to Gindainy, Swag, Shennron, or Bigpop if you want to learn more about joining RoI. Cross server applicants will be accepted as soon as Sony fixes the server transferring system to allow for transfers to The Combine. If you are currently considering applying from another server then please let an Officer know as soon as possible.
FKU goes to SoE
This week was interesting to say the least. SoE decided to hit us with some surprise buttsex and announce that progression is dead, and that SoD would be opening on The Combine next Tuesday. You might think this would slow down the freight train that is <Realm of Insanity> but you could not have been more wrong. This week RoI continued to progress through Mansion by defeating Tactical Prototype XXVII and getting Seneschal Bargangle Tinkerson to 36%. Meldrath better watch himself, his days are certainly numbered. Kinda funny how we have been in SoF for two months and have already passed several live servers in terms of progression. In other news, here is a random collection of ownage and lolz from this week in RoI.
Recruitment Info:
<Realm of Insanity> is currently looking for the following classes. Please send a tell to Gindainy, Swag, Shennron, or Bigpop for more information. If/when Sony allows server transfers to The Combine then cross server applications will also be accepted.
1-2 Rogues
2 Beserkers
1 Bard
1 Shaman (MUST BE ONLINE FOR START OF RAIDS)
1 Shadowknight
1-2 Wizards
1 Cleric
1 Druid
Other classes are mostly closed, but if you feel that you are an above average applicant of another class exceptions may be made.
Krond down at Breakneck Speed!
Realm of Insanity began raiding Mansion for the first time this past week, in keeping with tradition we made hasty work of the first two bosses and defeated both the Breakneck event, and Krond. Since our last update we also have managed to defeat Ralkor in BMK a few times and continued farming solteris, MMM flag events, and Bimbalicus for gyrocores, flags, and the like. By defeating some of mansion we’ve officially passed at least 2 live servers in overall progression and are on the heels of a handful of others, while we won’t be getting a 5 level boost in the next week or two I think we will remain competitive, we got a look-see at the tactical prototype and his disco room and I think he’ll share some treasures with us next week! Unfortunately due to some issues we will not be having theme songs for updates 🙁 (Liddar will still sing love songs to me in vent however). Below is the typical collage of random shit and an update on recruitment needs.
Recruitment:
1 Bard
1 Druid
1 Cleric
1-2 Rogues
1 Berserker
1 Shaman(MUST BE ON TIME FOR RAIDS 99% OF THE TIME)
Faydwer has lost a few of its secrets.
After Slaying both Mayong and Solusek the Realm of Insanity took a week or so off from normal scheduled insanity and began the grind to 80 and to get our essential AAs done. Fast forward 2-3 weeks and the Realm has defeated not one, not two, not three, not even four, but all 5 of the bosses involved with Mansion flagging, we’ve currently got 3 kills of each 5 mobs under the belt and are a week or two out from beginning Mansion raids. We’ve gotten a lot of loot, a few wipes here and there, and even some freak deathtouchwall™ accidents. We also managed to take out bimbalicious and the first two bloodmoon keep raids making us an official tier3 guild with bimb down. This week we will continue farming solteris, sof, and whatever else gets in our way. Starting with this news post there will also be theme songs for updates, this update’s themesong is Total Eclipse of the Heart by the Dan Band.
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There’s various reason why this track was chosen, but I won’t go into explaining them. And now for this weeks random tells and severwides(I missed a lot of serverwide screenshots cause I did get over it.)
RECRUITMENT:
1 Magician
1-2 Bards
1-2 Clerics
1 Rogue
1 Druid (Possibly)
Someone for Bigpop to be friends with
