Time to lay waste to GoD
Holidays are over, time to start laying waste to Norrath yet again! We’ve been working on Ikkinz, and we’ll be challenging Uqua and on to the glorious loot farm that Qvic is! To do so we need some players with no lives just like us! Who needs a college degree when you can have your name on the Progression server boards! If you think like we do please head over and apply to become a member. We’ll accept applications for any class right now, really the only attributes you need to have are dedication, high AA’s and high playtime, and an ability to not suck donkey balls at this game. Otherwise I hear WoW is having a new expansion coming out, go check them out! Till then, we’d be happy to have you join us on the path to more destruction, we are after all end-game fuckheads.
Remember, only you can help fight terrorists, Like Overlord Mata Muram… or Tunat`Muram Cuu Vauax… and at the budget 1/billionth the size of most conventional armies. Please your country needs you!
/snore RoI rapes the land again
Day 4 of PoP, RZtW dead – Day 6, Fenin falls – Day 8, Xegony gangbanged – Day 10, Coirnav executed – Day 12, Avatar of Earth conquered. There has never been in the history of EQ, decimation on this grand scale.
I could go on, extolling our domination but really it’s just plain obvious. It will take a few weeks to gather all the breastplates for Gates of Discord, but rest assured we’ll be unlocking that expansion as soon as possible. Maybe some guilds might even help us gather a few? I’m sure we’ll see you guys in Plane of Time some time in 2007!
We are so damn elite!
Oddly enough people think that RoI is a hard guild to get into, that’s really not the case at all. If you possess a few key attributes it’s very very easy to join us. To become an app, and eventually a full member, you have to #1 NOT be a jagoff, #2 be a class we are recruiting, #3 know not to talk your mouth in guild chat when everyone is getting to know you. (That last one is so simple yet many an app has gotten booted because they do not know when to shut the fuck up! If your name is on every other line in guild chat as an app, you will be asked to gtfo.)
That said, we are looking for a few good recruits! After you destroy an expansion and wait for the next, people tend to lose interest, specifically our clerics! We are looking to recruit 2-3 HIGH playtime clerics and 1-2 HIGH playtime paladins. Honestly, if you play 5-7 days a week for raids, loot will be flowing your way! (We already have to yell at people for not asking for loot on our VT trips!) If you are a cool guy/girl, you will be a perfect match for us, plus you’ll attract the interest of our Lukrathien, just hide the children. The key thing here is HIGH playtime and dedication, gear is trivial and we are overwhelmed with it. Recruitment isn’t closed for other classes, but we are more selective there! If you have high playtime, know how to play your class well, and are laid back we’d invite you to apply to us! Click the apply button in our toolbar to head to the recruitment forum.
Here’s some loot from the last few days!
Only you can help stop the push now.
Who needs emp keys? Oh yeah, every other guild but us!
Again as predicted, Aten took a face dive into the pavement, and I’ll be making sure that the bazaar is well fed with food, those traders sure get hungry. All that remains is to load some beastlord with tunics, as the only guild that does any progression around here, we’ll probably have to farm them up yet again, plus there are a few guilds that need to start taking on expanion – 1 content, cause you need to be lvl 65 to take down shei, and ssra trash mobs. Don’t worry we’ll hook you up with more gear and levels from PoP.
Here some more pics of loot no one else will see until we break open PoP, enjoy!
