Amarillis – You are a wonderful person and a great healer

Atnuob – You’ve been tremendously valuable to this guild over the years

Atvar – You’ve been bringing the deepus since 2007

Bakbreeker – You would literally do anything for anyone in this guild

Bloose – CAWWW CAWWWWWWW

Cantard – You were dedicated to making it in this guild, and you did

Cemandaar – Semendude is legit

Corlen – You do good work setting up WG/sloth assignments

Dafury – The random pictures you send me are awesome

Dalerian – You are a very good paladin

Dikki – You have good taste in music

Druth – No one in this guild has helped more people than you have

Elitor – Ruiz. Hi =)

Fledar – You are one of my best friends man, I really enjoy talking to you

Freeks – You are a good cleric

Ganando – The guild wasn’t the same without you, glad you came back

Goatflesh – You do work on the front line

Gulth – We still miss you buddy

Hadce – I love it when you yell at me in one of your drunk rants

Haid – You’ve really impressed me in the last month

Izanami – Name change back to Phaex

Karian – You are an incredibly solid player

Keaile – Anyone who raids when the power is out is an automatic badass

Keriath – You are such a cutie, come to Maryland =)

Lilbitbad – You do more work than any other enchanter in the game

Llyiada – You’ve never missed a raid in your time here

Loperz – Your rants are amazingly entertaining

Madrix – Your raid attendance is stellar

Moordred – Putting clothes on them makes it okay, right?

Mykaylla – Your knowledge of this game is phenomenal

Neddac – You are an ok guy

Niya – We are 100x better together than we could ever be by ourselves. I couldn’t ask for a better partner than you

Norika – You are the man Chad

Octank – I’m really glad you came back man

Philphans – I know you wanted this victory more than anyone

Pudg – Always there when something needs tanked

Pyro – You straightened out your shit and became an asset to this guild

Qulas – You’ve done some amazing recruiting work, I’m very impressed

Rathaz – You are way cooler now as a zerker, I’m really glad you switched

Ritttz- You do good work man

Rune – I wish you would talk more, but you are good as shit

September – One word. MEGAPHONE

Shem – You are Veck, only slightly better

Shiftee – You were a pro on Event 6 Converteum

Sottovoce – It was a lot of fun hanging out with you in April and you are a good bard.

Stinkee – Your tenure here shows a lot of character

Strangle – You’ve never complained about anything and you raid every day, I can’t ask for more than that

Survivar – For being French you aren’t that bad =)

Swag – Damn man, we did it.  I could have never made it this far without you, and neither could this guild

Szeria – You are the best bitch I know

Tiberiia – You are pretty cool

Trazek – I like you, you’re a good guy

Wonton – You are pretty decent for a shitty monk

Yinta – I can always rely on you when I need to

Zild – #1 drunk wizard in EQ

Zuuel – You are always anxious to tank stuff

And to everyone else who has helped us along the way, thank you for all you have done.

Here are the pictures of us during our epic win:

For more information about becoming a member, and getting access to the rest of this picture, get in touch with Qulas, Swag, or Gindainy as soon as possible.  Spots are filling up faster than ever!

Here are the loots that we found in the chest, followed by a screenshot of us (and the anchor), and finally some quotes.

High:
Bard – 2
Necromancer 1-2
Wizard 1-2

Medium:
Rogue 1

Low:
Shaman 1

Yeah I know, aren’t we clever?  Must be awesome to be that cool.

Real talk, RoI beat The Fungal Corruption raid on Sunday with 47 people.  Don’t believe me?  Check this out:

For any other top guild in EQ, one new kill per week would be enough, but not for us.  After taking a quick break to farm in between (btw check out our recruitment needs at the end of this) we went over to Lichen Creep and did work on that.  After a few nights and a few hundred death threats from Swag (mainly directed towards me) we were able to beat this raid as well.  I was bad and forgot a screenshot of the chest, but here are our lockouts:

Oh yeah, like I mentioned before, we could use a few more people in our guild.  We get T6 loot by the metric fuckton, so if you have high playtime and know how to play your class then get in touch with Qulas, Swag, or Gindainy as soon as possible.  Here is a list of what we are looking for.:

Rogues (High Need)

Warriors (High Need)

Wizards (High Need)

Bard

Berserker

Necromancer

One more thing I almost forgot, the quotes, aka the only part that most of you even read.

High need:

Warrior 1-2
Bard 2-3
Wizard 2

Med need:

Rogue 1-2
Berserker 1
Cleric 1
Necromancer 1

P.S. Notice how I sat out of badgers like a champ.

When we opened the chest, this is what we found.

We then ventured farther into the cave and found our next encounter.  We’ll be working on this one for the next little while as we continue to farm all previous UF content and get ourselves keyed for the next tier.

Ok, now you all have a taste of what <Realm of Insanity> has been up to for the last few weeks.  On various occasions, we spent 3+ hours killing over 120 badgers, only to have the event reset on us when we had no idea how close we were to the final boss.  Our members were having nightmares about endless badgers, but all the aside we were still having fun working with the event and making progress every time we worked on it.  We were excited to hear that the time constraints on the event were being lowered so that it would take closer to half an hour, but we weren’t expecting the brutal beating this event took from the gimp stick.  We walked into the revamped version yesterday and had a chest within 20 minutes of zoning in.  Several other guilds did the same, making it abundantly clear that this event is simply way too easy now.

Making the fight not take 3 hours was a good change, but making every mob hit for 1/4 as much made this fight doable by a MMM guild.  It would be nice if the devs would go back again and make this event both challenging and beatable, but we all know that’s unlikely.  Nonetheless, RoI still got the first kill for this and the fact that we were three times farther than any other guild was on the original version of the event makes the serverwide first not seem so insignificant.  I know no one will read this anyway, so without anymore pussy-footing around, here are some pictures (I was honestly too busy laughing to get a pic of the chest, deal with it).